|My Bruce Irvin pwnz!
||[Jun. 21st, 2006|12:36 am]
|||||Tekken 5 DR - Cathedral||]|
. . . pwnz scrubs at least.
And so, a buncha arcade scrubs say "hey, Bruce Irving sucks, man. He's got no skills."
Me - "Yeah. uh huh, right, okay."
Scrub 1 - "Naw man, Bryan Fury is where it's at!"
Scrub 2 - "Or liek, Heihachi man, Heihachi!"
Scrub 3 - "No way, man, Asuka or Christie! Bitches!"
*watches the three play Tekken 5 for like, a few minutes. They play like 5 year old tards, like they don't know where the hell the right kick button is half the time.*
Me - "All right. Let me jump in here." *picks Bruce*
Scrubs - HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU"RE GONNA GET PWNED!!!!
3 rounds, 60 secs. And I'm using the stick, I suck with the stick.
Round 1 - Bruce vs. Christie - 3 rounds, 2 perfects, no losses.
Scrub - Naw man, rematch!
Round 2 - Bruce vs. Christie - 3 rounds, 1 perfect, 1 juggle that hits with wall splat for at least 85 - and not using b+4,3,4. Low parried every move he got. Oh, and no losses.
Round 3 - Bruce vs. Bryan - 3 rounds, landed same juggle three times in 1 round, countered with ff+2 the entire match next round, counetered with b+3 last round. No losses.
Scrub 2 - Bullshit! WTF was that?
Me - Uh, countering.
Scrub 2 - That's cuz you can't win the real way.
Round 4 - 3 rounds, ambushed his Bryan with no juggles - just straight up fast f+2 and mixups.
Rounds 3 - 50 later, total tally - Won 48 matches, lost 2 - First time, cuz my phone rang and carried a phone conversation, losing the first time, and then winning the second time - while on the SAME PHONE CONVERSATION. Second time, because I used 1 button the entire match.
Yeah, I rename my Tekken 5 Bruce "Scrub-Killer"