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The Magical World of (Real) Work! [May. 9th, 2006|04:35 pm]
MC Soy
I just got a job that pays $16/hr, Monday through Friday, working with steel, with paid holidays, guaranteed overtime, 401K, benefits, and compensated travel on business trips, which are frequent. This is like, the highest paying job I've ever gotten, ever - for Idaho, $16/hr is pretty up there - it more than covers my current spending habits, leaving room for more.

I don't know what to do with myself now. Maybe I'll like, invest . . . in something.
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Hour 10 of 16-hr shift #2 . . . . [May. 7th, 2006|12:25 am]
MC Soy
What do you do when you have idle time, sleep depravation, and (sorta) high speed internet access? Do whatever it takes to kill hours and not suddenly lapse into unconciousness. I so need like, a couple gallons of red bull.

Oh, got about four chapters of my anti-Chobsky story done. And by chapters, I mean letters, since the source material's narrative was a series of letters written to nice guy X who doesn't sleep with people even though he could have. Nice fellow, guy X. Gets more than half the Lakers team put together. Seriously, you should see his living room - it's got a ticket machine and a bad ass now-serving system to his bedroom. Next to a Popeye's Chicken booth near the garage which houses a Toyota Supra, and a tank designed specifically to kill commies. And hippies. The guy working the Popeye's chicke stand will tell you. He's the guy who's yelling "Jackson!" as he bashes you over the head with his fists.

Man, guy X is awesome.
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Oh crap [Apr. 22nd, 2006|01:41 am]
MC Soy
I'm about to get fucked, royally in four hours. Hurray for being completely unprepared for the FE/EIT Exam.

Eight hours of doom, coming my way. I should have been an English major.
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SUPAH . . . . . . well, something [Apr. 21st, 2006|12:55 am]
MC Soy
I need a super move. By super move, I mean a totally awesome 36-hit combo that ends in a badass explosion. Or a totally wicked 1-hit kill move. I also need a cool name for it. Any ideas?
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Bombing Coral Island [Apr. 3rd, 2006|10:14 pm]
MC Soy
"Front Desk,"

I promise it'll be the best book you ever read. It was nice meeting you.

-Amber

Darci handed me this book saying that one of the guests left it for me when they checked out. The Perks of Being a Wallflower By Stephen Chbosky. With eight hours of essentially nothing to do and jack shit going on, I decided to crack open the cover and test the hypothesis that this book will be the best I will ever read.

Five hours later, I closed the book and rejected the null hypothesis. Damn, did I hate this book. No, really, not only did I not like this book, I downright almost wanted to upchuck the memory that I read this book. I wanted to walk right up to Charlie, the main character in the book, and bitch slap him until he cried for the twenty-eighth time. And I don't care that he's got psychological issues and can fuck people up, I can still break this punk in two and eat him for breakfast.

I hate this book so much, I'm going to destroy it. No, not burn it or shred it or anything, that wouldn't do anything to an apparent New York Best Seller with hundreds of thousands in print, and I don't want to attempt a book hunt Lullaby/Palahniuk style since I'm poor and have better shit to do. Naw, I'm gonna parody this book, Lord of the Flies -style. Hey, Golding turned Coral Island from a Victorian egotist's fanboy dream into a nightmare of man's own design; I think I can turn Chbosky's weenie high school emo experience into a weeny high school emo nightmare.

Then again, Golding was a gifted writer. I'm gifted in eating chicken. But I can still try.
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There IS a difference between figure skating and ice dancing . . . [Feb. 24th, 2006|12:30 am]
MC Soy
You wanna know why a bunch of grown 22-24 year old men would crowd around the television at nine o'clock at night watching Olympic figure skating?

Hot chicks that can contort their bodies while spinning around on one foot on ice at about a hundred revolutions per minute. Don't you tell me that a girl who can look up AND see her foot while standing upright isn't hot.

I missed my Emily Hughes performance. Damn. But after seeing Sasha Cohen's performance, Earl's convinced he's going to Virginia after the games and downright kidnap her for his own devices until her hips break in two. Russians also produce the highest quality figure skaters for sale in the market.

Seriously, Olympic figure skating, like gymnastics, is the most cruel sport in the world. Here you are performing incredible physical feats that maybe 5% of the population can do, and all the judges are doing is waiting for you to fuck up so that they can take points away. "Ooh, she bent her knees too much as she landed from that quadruple triple lutz. That's going to cost her." What a shitty sport to do. But what a helluva peep show to watch.
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EAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! IDIOT!! [Jan. 28th, 2006|10:34 pm]
MC Soy
[Status |FURIOUS! RARRGH!]
[BGM |People in the lobby talking]

I just read a review for Daredevil #81, which is the Bendis/Maleev finale and the final issue to the Murdock Papers at Silver Bullet Comic Books, and they SPOILED OVER HALF THE GOD DAMN ISSUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN????!!!! I just want to know if the finale is good or not, not for you to give away half the fucking issue. FUCKING FUCKNUGGETS!!!!

They still didn't give away the ending, but god damn it, that half they gave away could have been cool and interesting if I read it not knowing anything. Now the experience is stunted.

FUCK YOU SILVER BULLET COMIC BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Laughs evilly while flailing arms in air* [Jan. 11th, 2006|04:04 pm]
MC Soy
HA! I have steady internet! And not just steady, but steady and FREE internet! Hurray for people and their wireless networks and not figuring out how to secure it - over a month since they started it. No more mooching off work's crappy dial up.

So . . . to celebrate pure internet kickassness, here's a flash vid for all you street fighter nuts (Thanks to Dave for showing this to me first.) Ignore the crappy story they tried to put in the flash vid and skip right to the second scene, where the fight begins; also, the vid takes some liberties with Ryu's Supers. Though personally, I think Ryu would just kick the living crap out of Scorpion without breaking a sweat:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276650

And I will remember how to do cuts and do HTML links . . . I'm just too lazy to do it.

Beware, folks. I'll be stalking you . . . all nice and creepy like.
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Now THIS is a vacation [Dec. 29th, 2005|11:50 pm]
MC Soy
Ever sat down for one night and marathoned an entire anime or TV series right from your couch? If you have, then you know that every once in a while, this could be a pretty kick-ass vacation.

Yeah, last night, I had a date with destiny. I sat on the couch in my underwear with a big tub of pop corn and some King crab legs and watched Season 2.0 of Battlestar Galactica on DVD in its entirety, in one epic sitting. Ten at night to five-thirty in the morning, stopping only for the bathroom and more soda.

It was the best night I ever had this year, and that includes Christmas.
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I AM TEH KING OF GODFIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DORYA!!!!! [Dec. 21st, 2005|04:27 pm]
MC Soy
For those of you in school - Three A's and a B. That puts me at 3.70, bitches . . . .

That's of course, not counting the fact that I failed Psyc 101. But fuck it, I worked hard to genuinely fail that shit. So that counts as a guaranteed ewgf into a jab juggle. And count it, I've used some Tekken technique in my last four LJ posts . . . I think?

Now if it wasn't for sleep deprivation, I'd so kick it like a rock star right now. At least I can settle for the fact I landed a super-awesome jab-jab left roundhouse straight to somebody's face last weekend. Chuck Norris, here I come!
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