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The Ultimate Versus Movie [Aug. 9th, 2006|11:16 pm]
MC Soy
Stallone. Schwarzenegger. The Rock. Norris. Four marines.

Versus Aliens. And Predators. And Jason. And Freddy. In space. In a space plane. With snakes.

I'm buying my fucking ticket to this movie.
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Random thought . . . [Jul. 28th, 2006|12:21 pm]
MC Soy
I think it's way overdue for a really good fighter jet movie. It's like what, over twenty years ago that we had Top Gun? And no, Iron Eagle, Stealth, Behind Enemy Lines, (insert other crap that had planes and B-list actors here) does not count - they were all pretty bad. So, I'm thinking - live action Macross movie.

. . . . oh god damn it, just give me Battlestar Galactica Season 3 already! Fuck, November's waaaay too long a wait.
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Die HARD! [Jul. 21st, 2006|07:08 pm]
MC Soy
Hurray for internet forums:

POSTED BY SurleyMcDouchebag

So i just had an idea for an awesome B movie full of violence, nudity, and wonderfully cheesey obscenity. And remember this is an intentional B movie.

It is called Angel Lust, i will reveall why later. We follow five nubile girls at a Catholic College in upstate New York. We see them go to a party on a weekend at a nearby college's frat and each hit on a guy, telling them that the next night they will sneak out after curfew and meet them all in the woods, cuz they have to be back to school before breakfast.

The next night they meet, party and start to seduce the guys, after sutably arousing them they slit their throats and and position them on the ground, then have sex with their bodies. This is possible thanks to the death erection, also known as "Angel Lust" that occurs after death.
They proceed to have a long, bloody orgy finishing with lesbian sex. After that, the rest of the movcie doesn't matter much, i guess people should find out and go after them, but i would probably just have them do it successfully again, and make it even crazier, to really get the most out of it. Then a virgin geek rushing the Frat figures out they were with the guys who disappeared and confronts them. They attempt to seduce him, but he resists, fighting killing them then necrophiling their corpses for good measure. (thanx to Phooey for inspiring my ending)

So there you go, murderous necrophiliac bisexual catholic school girls in "Angel Lust"

who wants to see this movie happen?




"Because when they die, they die hard."
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Indiana Jones vs. Captain Jack Sparrow [Jul. 16th, 2006|10:54 pm]
MC Soy
Place bets. Discuss.
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Brain explodes from pure fanboygasm [Jul. 2nd, 2006|02:30 am]
MC Soy
Black costume! Sandman! Norm Osborn as the new (and less gay-looking) goblin!


*flips out and goes crazy*
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My Bruce Irvin pwnz! [Jun. 21st, 2006|12:36 am]
MC Soy
[BGM |Tekken 5 DR - Cathedral]

. . . pwnz scrubs at least.

And so, a buncha arcade scrubs say "hey, Bruce Irving sucks, man. He's got no skills."

Me - "Yeah. uh huh, right, okay."

Scrub 1 - "Naw man, Bryan Fury is where it's at!"

Scrub 2 - "Or liek, Heihachi man, Heihachi!"

Scrub 3 - "No way, man, Asuka or Christie! Bitches!"

*watches the three play Tekken 5 for like, a few minutes. They play like 5 year old tards, like they don't know where the hell the right kick button is half the time.*

Me - "All right. Let me jump in here." *picks Bruce*


3 rounds, 60 secs. And I'm using the stick, I suck with the stick.

Round 1 - Bruce vs. Christie - 3 rounds, 2 perfects, no losses.

Scrub - Naw man, rematch!

Round 2 - Bruce vs. Christie - 3 rounds, 1 perfect, 1 juggle that hits with wall splat for at least 85 - and not using b+4,3,4. Low parried every move he got. Oh, and no losses.

Round 3 - Bruce vs. Bryan - 3 rounds, landed same juggle three times in 1 round, countered with ff+2 the entire match next round, counetered with b+3 last round. No losses.

Scrub 2 - Bullshit! WTF was that?

Me - Uh, countering.

Scrub 2 - That's cuz you can't win the real way.

Round 4 - 3 rounds, ambushed his Bryan with no juggles - just straight up fast f+2 and mixups.

Rounds 3 - 50 later, total tally - Won 48 matches, lost 2 - First time, cuz my phone rang and carried a phone conversation, losing the first time, and then winning the second time - while on the SAME PHONE CONVERSATION. Second time, because I used 1 button the entire match.

Yeah, I rename my Tekken 5 Bruce "Scrub-Killer"
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Holy Spider-Shit! [Jun. 15th, 2006|12:09 am]
MC Soy
Spider-Man just unmasked himself to the entire world.


Or you can be cool like me and read Civil War #2 - "OH SHIT, HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!"

Flip out and go nuts, if you care.
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So, Matt Hughes beat Royce Gracie. [May. 28th, 2006|01:29 pm]
MC Soy
Disappointing. Just perpetuates the idea that big, dumb gorilla fucks can beat intelligent technique.
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So, X-Men III . . . [May. 26th, 2006|02:43 am]
MC Soy
. . . what was the point of the movie again?
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Rocking the Inverted 4G dive with a MIG 28 [May. 13th, 2006|01:35 am]
MC Soy
I totally kicked the crap out of Ace Combat Zero in one sitting, with at least 10 S rankings in campaign mode first time through, with a Supreme Knight Ace rating - on Hard difficulty. And I bought this game yesterday. I think it's time to buzz the tower.

It's never too close for missiles. But there's nothing wrong with switching to guns.
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